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Uganda Be Kidding Me
Chelsea Handler (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Publication date
March 4, 2014
Language
English
File size
15955 KB
Text to Speech
Enabled

Key features

  • In this uproarious collection of travel essays, Chelsea Handler sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever.
  • On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed,
  • Uganda Be Kidding Me
  • has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

Specifications

PublisherGrand Central Publishing (March 4, 2014)
Publication dateMarch 4, 2014
LanguageEnglish
File size15955 KB
Text to SpeechEnabled
Screen ReaderSupported
Enhanced typesettingEnabled
X RayEnabled
Word WiseEnabled
Sticky notesOn Kindle Scribe
Print length264 pages
ASINB00DQAFCK4

About this product

From Booklist *Starred Review* Here’s all you really need to know about Chelsea Handler, straight from the girl herself: “It is not lost on me that my life has become ridiculous.” Handler, star of her own late-night TV show, Chelsea Lately, and best-selling author of three previous titles, including Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea (2008), takes readers on her travels; each adventure can only be described as a total shit show. Absurdity reigns, from a safari in Africa, where the only ones getting penetrated (her favorite word) are the hundreds of baboons at the lodge, to the Bahamas, where after eight days in Africa without a bowel movement, Handler finally lets loose into an innocent kayak. The U.S. is not left unscathed, either. At most times, Handler is surrounded by her friends—let’s face it, she wouldn’t survive on her own—and Chunk, a half-German, half-Asian dog that she believes to be the reincarnation of her dead mother. As long as someone can make a decent margarita, and there’s Xanax on hand, Handler is just fine—although the same can’t be said for the people she encounters. The final chapters really have nothing to do with travel and feel less connected to the rest of the book; in Handler’s defense, she was probably drunk by this point in the writing process. But if you’re one of the millions who enjoy Handler’s sarcastic, self-deprecating humor (and her tendency to be pantless), then you may just pee yourself laughing as she humiliates herself from Montenegro to Telluride. Unfortunately—really unfortunately—photos weren’t available at the time of review, but based on the shenanigans described, they have a ton of potential. HIGH-DEMAND BACKSTORY: Who’s not watching Chelsea Lately at 11/10c? --Ann Kelley --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title. Review If you're one of the millions who enjoy Handler's sarcastic, self-deprecating humor (and her tendency to be pantless), then you may just pee yourself laughing as she humiliates herself from Montenegro to Telluride. -- "Booklist (starred review)" Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer. -- "Jay Leno on Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition. About the Author Born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, Chelsea Handler is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!'s Chelsea Lately . www.eonline.com/chelsealately www.myspace.com/chelseahandler --This text refers to the paperback edition. Read more

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